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kiggor:

What If Your Friends Acted Like Your Pets

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How do you find a vegan at a dinner party?

fag-nificent:

veganraincloud:

flopryn:

Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.

How do you find a meat-eater at a party? Don’t worry, they’ll be everywhere, BBQing dead animals and stuffing them in their mouths and saying ‘omg vegans are so preachy’

I found the vegan.

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timothygurl:

tjurpiss:

I JUST NEVER WANT TO FORGET THIS EVER

bREaKInG WInD

timothygurl:

tjurpiss:

I JUST NEVER WANT TO FORGET THIS EVER

bREaKInG WInD

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bowlingforsoup:

if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order

  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

o-dyssea:

kittenesque:

Accurate description of music… at least to me.

so wonderful

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